Do you know why pizzas shouldn't tell
jokes? Because they're really cheesy....
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus have the factory
A: Because she
was a plant eater!!!
Q: What's on an astronaut's favorite
A: Launch Meat!
Q: What does the ghost eat for lunch?
A: A boo-logna sandwich!
Q: What has lots of eyes, but can't
A: A potato!
Q. How do you fix a broken pizza?
A. With tomato paste.
Q: Waiter, will my pizza be long?
A: No, it will be ROUND!